First & Foremost – Congratulations to my friends Kristy and Thomas on the newest edition to their family – Landon Gage!  How sweet   I bet you are just beaming!  And thank you for the picture!  He’s so cute!  I will apologize now for grouping your son with the title of this blog.  lol.

Now, on to the cool and not so cool. 

Cool - OMG – Britney Spears is going on tour!  And guess who’s going?!  ME!  Yes Yes Ya’ll!  I can’t wait   She’s playing here in LA at the Staples Center on April 16th.  And of course I bought her album that came out today – it’s fab!  Pretty hot stuff for sure.  I <3 me some sexy music   And that concludes today’s cool section… Short and Sweet.

Not so cool – Working a 14 hour day sucks.  Working four 14 hour days in a row really sucks.  That’s me until Thursday.  It wouldn’t be so bad besides the fact that I’m pretty fed up at this point.  I just can’t run the store all by myself.  Today, I was helping about 4 customers at once, answering the phone, greeting everyone who walked in within 10 seconds, all while being given tasks to do by the other 2 managers at the same time.  I can’t do everything.  And what’s wrong with their arms and legs?  Unlike some people, I don’t sit in the back all day and do paperwork.  I actually, you know, do stuff. 

So I ran around allllllll night like a chicken with my head cut off, only to be left with lots of problems to fix after the store was closed - and of course no explanation to why those problems are there, how to resolve them, or why they couldn’t have been corrected before the end of my shift.  So I have to stay late to fix them, which in turn makes my sales associates stay late with me.  I’m sure they’re just as thrilled as I am about that.  Sorry to complain so much.   I suck, I know.  But to really get to the show stopper… oh you’re gonna love this.

I started to count the 20 dollar bills at the end of the night, only to discover a really fine white powder all over my hands.  Yep, that’s right.  I’m going to guess it was Cocaine.  Or Anthrax.  Lovely.  What a fine way to end the evening.  So tomorrow, if I’m no longer breathing – If someone could please tell my parents to sue, that would be great.  I’ll be sure to thank you in the afterlife.  And the suspects you’ll be looking for are two ladies – probably early 30′s.  One with poorly highlighted curly hair in a ponytail – I’m thinking she was of some sort of hispanic origin, and the other with short dark hair, medium skin tone.  Be sure to check the security tapes – they came in and out around 8:00 or so – and bought stuff, but obviously paid in cocaine or anthrax soaked cash – so receipts are useless here.  Hope that’s detailed enough.  Oh – Laura, one of my associates took the cash, so she can also ID them.  Talk to her first.

Anyway, off to bed for me I think… My head is now killing me.  Probably from all that cocaine I accidentally did.  If you could, please pray for my sanity.  I’m smiling, but on the inside I’m about to crack I think when it comes to THE JOB FROM HELL.